The River Elf.
She loved rivers so I knew the perfect place for our first
date. A walk along the river.
Again I met this wonderful woman on-line. She was studying
to be a healer.
She was very fit and healthy, cute and short… my kinda
woman! And was learning natural healing.
I took her for a walk at my farm. As we walked I was trying
to find something in common to talk about so I began asking about all plants
that we saw along out walk.
I asked her to find a plant for me.
“Find your own plant” she told me.
So I reached down and picked a small yellow flower.
“Here” I said, “tell me about this one”.
“That’s my flower!” she yelled, “you’re a fucking asshole.”
She got in her car and drove away.
St. John's Wort
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